Sunday, May 27, 2007

Believe me, Mike. I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and...I went ahead anyway.

"Suddenly, I have a refreshing mint flavor."

"You know what my kids would say?"
"'You're not my real father!'"

This is why the internet was invented, friends: somebody uploaded Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie to Google Video. Here it is:

Yes, that's the whole movie, all hour-thirteen of it. Enjoy it, if you have time. (Or you can just go here and watch it, or even download the whole thing.) I wouldn't endorse this sort of thing, really, except the movie is no longer commercially available. So go ahead.

"And then I'll ram my ova depositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest. But I'm not an alien!"


  1. I believe the line is "I'll ram my ovipositor down your throat" and so forth.

    Yes, it's a real word. It has a wikipedia article. Also, I remember targeting ovipositors on aliens in Fallout.

  2. I stand corrected.

    That's what I get for quoting from memory. Stupid memory! Stupid!