Everybody tells you you pay for what you get

Update: that mouse is put together as well as its manual. It will be returned momentarily.

An interesting piece of information, the importance of which I really should have recognized at the time: when I pulled the box off the shelf, the mouse almost fell out of it, because the box was already open. I tried the others on the shelf, looking for one that hadn't already been opened, but they all had been.

Because they'd all been purchased and returned. Because the fucking thing doesn't work. Though, admittedly, I didn't use it on "the white desk."