Rock-Paper-Scissors-Astros-Yankees

So: there go the Dodgers. And the Yankees are completely unbeatable right now, so it looks like we're stuck with two teams I don't give a damn about playing each other in the World Series. The baseball purist in me thinks that's perfect: the Yanks and the Phils appear to actually be the two best teams in baseball, which who you'd theoretically like to see play for the championship. The baseball fan in me, on the other hand, wants to root for somebody. And who could that possibly be?

And thus: the Official jwalkernet Baseball Rooting Matrix. A Rock-Paper-Scissors-esque ranking of every team in baseball. Of course, it's not exactly like RPS -- there is one unbeatable team. But it's close enough for our purposes.

Each team, obviously, has my support against every team beneath it...except the last team, who can all die in a fire. I wonder who that will be.

1. Astros
2. Red Sox
3. Dodgers
4. Mariners
5. Twins
6. Rays
7. Rockies
8. Diamondbacks
9. Orioles
10. Marlins
11. Brewers
12. Angels
13. Athletics
14. Royals
15. Blue Jays
16. Rangers
17. Pirates
18. Tigers
19. Indians
20. Padres
21. Reds
22. Cubs
    
23. Nationals
24. Phillies
25. White Sox
26. Mets
27. Giants
28. Cardinals
29. Braves
30. Yankees

So: go Phillies. I guess.