Oh, and my helmet. And the ball. And if I happen to be wearing gloves at the time, those, too.

Barry Bonds, outfielder/douchebag for the San Fransisco Giants -- you may have heard of him -- has "changed his stance" on donating items to the Hall of Fame. See, they want to have some memorabilia regarding his upcoming home run record, but Barry -- being Barry -- always told them to go fuck off.

But he's singing a different tune now! Listen to this overflowing generosity: "All I want is the shoes, the bat, the jersey, and the pants. They can have everything else."

Uh....huh.

(You gotta read the story, too. Bonds -- you'll never believe this -- comes off as an arrogant fuckass.)