Sunday, December 09, 2007


I started writing the next Revolver episode about, oh, four months ago. I didn't like how it started, so I ditched it and started over. That file became corrupted, so I had to start over. That file got lost in the cracks when I switched computers, so I started over. This time, to avoid all that, I started writing it out by hand. And then I left my notebook at Pizza Place on accident, and Big Boss threw it away. So now I have to start over again. Again.

Defeated, I offer you only this meme.

Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Band: KRVA
Album: Deschamps
  1. It Don't Matter
  2. Dragon's Mouth
  3. Fictional Actuaries
  4. Delčevo Municipality
  5. Kishti Tomita
  6. Hilda Toledano
  7. Course Deviation Indicator
  8. Skagway, Alaska
  9. L-Plate
  10. Zombie Island Massacre
  11. Eucatoptus
  12. East Brooklyn
  13. Walter Dandy
  14. Satellite (Moth)
  15. United Nations Security Council Resolution 53
Somebody has to write a song called "Zombie Island Massacre." And "United Nations Security Council Resolution 53," for that matter.

Now playing: Bloc Party - Luno
via FoxyTunes


  1. Anonymous10:47 AM

    Band: Howard Rollins
    Album: Russet-mantled Foliage- gleaner
    1. Windsor Lancers
    2. Pseudostratified epithelium
    3. Magicicada septendecim
    4. WHIM (AM)- East Providence
    5. Yaleeka Gnaneswara Rao
    6. Lu Rongting
    7. Lucio Cabanas
    8. Alcubillas
    9. WIRE-CA
    10. Traidenis
    11. Alba, Pennsylvania
    12. Saint-Espirit class ship of the line
    13. Bemetra
    14. Corybas
    15. Company of Strangers (Colin Hay album)

    OK, don't think I'm writing any of this shit soon.

  2. Aw, come on, Steve. "Magicicada Septendecim"? That's an awesome title. If you're Tool. Or *a* tool. And you're neither, so yeah, I guess it wouldn't work after all.

  3. Steve9:43 AM

    Yeah. Ya know, I tried to write some stuff the other day and all I could think of was "AWWWW God-dammit, I can't think of anything that rhymes with epithelium. FUCK IT!"