Monday, September 10, 2007

Oh, wait, they were serious?

Okay, this is a little disorienting. Apparently, they weren't kidding around when they said they were making a fourth Indiana Jones movie.
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will be in theaters May 22, 2008.

The title of the long-awaited fourth installment of the adventure series was announced by Shia LaBeouf, who co-stars with Ford in the film, at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday.

The new Indy adventure, which is set in the 1950s, also stars Cate Blanchett, Ray Winstone, John Hurt, Jim Broadbent and Karen Allen.
Goddammit. Why can't you just leave the franchises alone, please? I don't want another Indy movie. And hell, they found the friggin' Holy Grail in the last movie, what is there left to find?

Oh, and your title sucks.


  1. The much vaunted box office lucre.

    I was hoping the real title was Indiana Jones and the Quest for More Money.

    If they'd just admit it from the start, I'd see it in appreciation for the balls it took to do so.

  2. I think they're going to find a crystal skull. But that's just my guess.

  3. I don't think that, after finding the damn Holy Grail, a crystal skull would hold that much interest for me. But that's me, not Indy.

  4. but they didn't actually get away with the grail. Holy Grail go down the hooooooole.